It's been slightly pass the halfway mark that I've been here in Boston, and I've grown to love it and call Boston "home". But this is not meant to be a nostalgic post; I shall attempt to make it funny, or at least somewhat amusing. :)
Being here for 3 months, I've got to at least have learned something about Boston, right? RIGHT.
1. Massachusetts roads don't make any sense.
2. Massachusetts drivers are called Mass-holes. Or so I'm told.
3. Traffic lights are a suggestion.
4. Roads in Mass are sometimes divided by the train track. To get on the other side, you need to cross those tracks. You see Mass-holes attempting to do so, and getting a loud blasted honk from an oncoming train because, they apparently don't have a good sense of judgment.
5. People here are fit. They are health nuts, or something. Always jogging, in the gyms, people are a size 0-2 or a 4, and I've yet to see an obese person. DAMN YOU BOSTON. Pressure. Heh.
6. Red bricks FTW!
7. Half the people in Boston are from Jersey. I swear.
8. I've yet to hear the Boston accent. Pak your cah?
9. Boston has an amazing public transportation system <3
10. Old people, or faint hearted people should not drive in Boston. You'd get honked every 5 minutes. Or, "SCREWYOUMASSHOLEEEE!*&^#(_@*&!!!!".
Okay. So I made that last part up. :P
11. JAYWALKING FTW!
12. PMS weather. It can be sunny one day and horribly cold the next.
13. Things in Boston are generally more expensive than other places. But still affordable. 14. NO WET TOILETS! 15. They laugh at me for saying toilet, torchlight, lift, bathe, and other words which they don't think are "English". 16. It is an amazing place for photography. 17. Intellectual hub: BC, BU, MIT, Harvard, MCP, Northeastern, Berklee, Tufts, and other universities which I can't recall. 18. I <3 Boston :):) 19. I realized, half the things about Boston are about the drivers and roads. 20. And you just scrolled up to see if 19. was true. Heh. :D 21. Let's Go Celtics! 
p/s: I don't wanna go home :( pp/s: Haven't been to the city much. But when I do, I take awesome photos. HAHA Pictures will be up soon! When I actually have time to take photos lols
Being here for 3 months, I've got to at least have learned something about Boston, right? RIGHT.
1. Massachusetts roads don't make any sense.
2. Massachusetts drivers are called Mass-holes. Or so I'm told.
3. Traffic lights are a suggestion.
4. Roads in Mass are sometimes divided by the train track. To get on the other side, you need to cross those tracks. You see Mass-holes attempting to do so, and getting a loud blasted honk from an oncoming train because, they apparently don't have a good sense of judgment.
5. People here are fit. They are health nuts, or something. Always jogging, in the gyms, people are a size 0-2 or a 4, and I've yet to see an obese person. DAMN YOU BOSTON. Pressure. Heh.
6. Red bricks FTW!
7. Half the people in Boston are from Jersey. I swear.
8. I've yet to hear the Boston accent. Pak your cah?
9. Boston has an amazing public transportation system <3
10. Old people, or faint hearted people should not drive in Boston. You'd get honked every 5 minutes. Or, "SCREWYOUMASSHOLEEEE!*&^#(_@*&!!!!".
Okay. So I made that last part up. :P
11. JAYWALKING FTW!
12. PMS weather. It can be sunny one day and horribly cold the next.
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DON'T LEAVE SO SOON THEN!!!
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